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101 Fun things to do when your bald!!

Here are some of the fun and crazy things I have done with my baldness..

101. When you do wear your wig, and your stuck in traffic, you notice the guy in front of you checking you out in his rearview mirror, when he looks away, take the wig off. When he looks back the expression is PRICELESS LMAO!! Thought his eyes were gonna pop out of the sockets.

99. Again wearing your wig gets you nowhere when your trying to merge into traffiic ,we all know the people that just stare at you not letting you in, look straight at them rip your wig off, they are like a deer in headlights, stunned and you move right in front of them!

98. Going out to have fun while wearing your wig, forgetting your a BC patient is the goal, ya get hit on, the guy has no clue your bald, buys ya a drink, shoots some darts ect. exchange phone #'s for coffee sometime ok sure..the next day Mr. Charming asks for a "topless" pic of you..WTF?? I just met you ok you will get what ya ask for, so ya send him a pic of you WITHOUT the wig..OMGOODNESS the response, would have loved to see the look on his face.. Then has the nerve to get mad for sending it!! He got what he deserved, and I got the laugh of my LIFE!!!!!!!!!! Maybe I should off attached a nipple first.

97. People that ask if you shave your head purpose, tell them yes as you are Tweety bird's or Brittney Spears # 1 fan!

96. If someone asks if you are G. I Jane respond by saying " I can't devulge that information, then start talking in secret code into your port, no more ?? after that. (Yes I had a guy in publix ask me that, it is amazing the responses you can come up with when faced with dumb ??'s

95. If you have children, have them paint your head after you lose your hair, it lets them bond with you, your are still MOMMY, and makes them more comfortable...Just give them the option and be open to do that when they are ready!! Makes for some great laughs, and great photos..:)

more later as they happen..share your stories as well..:) we can add them to the list..

More uplifing then a Wonder bra, quotes..

The only reason a person doesn't have room for you in their life, it is because they are too full of themselves~~Heather B.

Don' t wait for the light at the end of the tunnel, be the light through it~~ Heather B.
In order to STAND OUT you must first STAND UP
HEATHER B.

"What we call the secret of happiness is no more a secret than our willingness to choose life."- Leo Buscaglia

Every day may not be good, but there’s something good in every day.- Unknown

The only limitations we have, are the ones we place on ourselves~~Heather B.

No one can make you feel inferior without your permission~~Eleanor Roosevelt

Our life is frittered away by details… Simplify, simplify.- Henry David Thoreau

If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it.~Mary Engelbreit

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